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She keeps asking me for more and more money every week.” Pablo asked, “But what does she spend all that money on?” Jose replied, “Who knows, I never give her any money.”", "joke.category_1_x_joke_id": { "1": { "category_1_x_joke.id": 1, "category_1.id": 1, "category_1.ts": "2018-04-11 17:21:46", "category_1.title": "Airplane Jokes" } } }, "2": { "joke.id": 2, "joke.ts": "2018-04-11 17:05:56", "joke.title": "Wrong Person", "joke.content": "Working as a secretary in an international airport, my sister had an office adjacent to the room where security temporarily holds suspects. One day, security officers were questioning a man when they were suddenly called away on another emergency. To the horror of my sister and her colleagues, the man was left alone in the unlocked room. After a few minutes, the door opened and he began to walk out. Summoning up her courage, one of the secretaries barked, \"Get back in there and don't you come out until you're told!\" The man scuttled back inside and slammed the door. When the security people returned, the women reported what had happened. Without a word, an officer walked into the room and released the very frightened telephone repairman.", "joke.category_1_x_joke_id": { "2": { "category_1_x_joke.id": 2, "category_1.id": 1, "category_1.ts": "2018-04-11 17:21:46", "category_1.title": "Airplane Jokes" } } }, "3": { "joke.id": 3, "joke.ts": "2018-04-11 17:05:56", "joke.title": "Does That Happen Often?", "joke.content": "A customer was really hassling an airline agent at the ticket counter, yelling and using foul language. However, the agent was polite, pleasant and smiled while the customer continued to abuse her. When the man finally left, the next person in line said to the agent, \"Does that happen often? I can't believe how nice you were to him.\" The agent smiled and said, \"No problem, I took care of it. He's going to Detroit. His bags are going to Bangkok.\"", "joke.category_1_x_joke_id": { "3": { "category_1_x_joke.id": 3, "category_1.id": 1, "category_1.ts": "2018-04-11 17:21:46", "category_1.title": "Airplane Jokes" } } }, "4": { "joke.id": 4, "joke.ts": "2018-04-11 17:05:56", "joke.title": "Terrified: The Only Way to Fly", "joke.content": "Richard Branson has announced plans to develop a new type of plane that can fly from New York to Tokyo in one hour... Apparently, the engines are powered by human screams!", "joke.category_1_x_joke_id": { "4": { "category_1_x_joke.id": 4, "category_1.id": 1, "category_1.ts": "2018-04-11 17:21:46", "category_1.title": "Airplane Jokes" } } }, "5": { "joke.id": 5, "joke.ts": "2018-04-11 17:06:01", "joke.title": "When the Dog Went to the Flea Circus", "joke.content": "What happened when dog went to the flea circus? He stole the show!", "joke.category_1_x_joke_id": { "5": { "category_1_x_joke.id": 5, "category_1.id": 2, "category_1.ts": "2018-04-11 17:22:42", "category_1.title": "Animal Jokes" } } }, "6": { "joke.id": 6, "joke.ts": "2018-04-11 17:06:01", "joke.title": "For the Birds", "joke.content": "Two robins were sitting in a tree. \"I'm really hungry,\" said the first one. \"Me too,\" said the second. \"Let's fly down and find some lunch.\" They flew to the ground and found a nice plot of plowed ground full of worms. They ate and ate and ate until they could eat no more. \"I'm so full I don't think I can fly back up to the tree,\" said the first one. \"Me neither, let's just lay here and bask in the warm sun,\" said the second. \"Okay,\" said the first. They plopped down, basking in the sun. No sooner than they had fallen asleep, a big fat tomcat snuck up and gobbled them up. As he sat washing his face after his meal, he thought, \"I love baskin' robins.\"", "joke.category_1_x_joke_id": { "6": { "category_1_x_joke.id": 6, "category_1.id": 2, "category_1.ts": "2018-04-11 17:22:42", "category_1.title": "Animal Jokes" } } }, "7": { "joke.id": 7, "joke.ts": "2018-04-11 17:06:01", "joke.title": "Meowing Dog", "joke.content": "What dog says “meow”? A police dog working undercover.", "joke.category_1_x_joke_id": { "7": { "category_1_x_joke.id": 7, "category_1.id": 2, "category_1.ts": "2018-04-11 17:22:42", "category_1.title": "Animal Jokes" } } }, "8": { "joke.id": 8, "joke.ts": "2018-04-11 17:06:01", "joke.title": "Cheese for a Snake", "joke.content": "What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner? \"Thank you, I'll just have a slither.\"", "joke.category_1_x_joke_id": { "8": { "category_1_x_joke.id": 8, "category_1.id": 2, "category_1.ts": "2018-04-11 17:22:42", "category_1.title": "Animal Jokes" } } }, "9": { "joke.id": 9, "joke.ts": "2018-04-11 17:06:07", "joke.title": "New Father", "joke.content": "The first-time father, beside himself with excitement over the birth of his son, was determined to do everything right. \"So, tell me, nurse,\" he asked as his new family headed out the hospital door, \"what time should we wake the little guy in the morning?\"", "joke.category_1_x_joke_id": { "9": { "category_1_x_joke.id": 9, "category_1.id": 3, "category_1.ts": "2018-04-11 17:23:01", "category_1.title": "Baby Jokes" } } }, "10": { "joke.id": 10, "joke.ts": "2018-04-11 17:06:07", "joke.title": "First Squeeze Toy", "joke.content": "Every baby finds its first squeeze toy while still in the womb... It is their mother's bladder, sending her to the bathroom twenty plus times a day and night.", "joke.category_1_x_joke_id": { "10": { "category_1_x_joke.id": 10, "category_1.id": 3, "category_1.ts": "2018-04-11 17:23:01", "category_1.title": "Baby Jokes" } } }, "11": { "joke.id": 11, "joke.ts": "2018-04-11 17:06:07", "joke.title": "Baby, Learning to Talk", "joke.content": "Dad: \"Say daddy!\" Baby: \"Mommy!\" Dad: \"Come on, say daddy!\" Baby: \"Mommy!\" Dad: \"Darn it, say daddy!\" Baby: \"Darn it, Mommy!\" [Mom comes home and joins the conversation.] Mom: \"Honey, I'm home!\" Baby: \"Darn it!\" Mom: \"Who taught you that?\" Baby: \"Daddy!\" Dad: ...", "joke.category_1_x_joke_id": { "11": { "category_1_x_joke.id": 11, "category_1.id": 3, "category_1.ts": "2018-04-11 17:23:01", "category_1.title": "Baby Jokes" } } }, "12": { "joke.id": 12, "joke.ts": "2018-04-11 17:06:07", "joke.title": "Changing Diapers", "joke.content": "After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers. \"I'm busy,\" he said, \"I'll do the next one.\" The next time came around and she asked again. The husband looked puzzled. \"Oh! I didn't mean the next diaper. I meant the next baby.\"", "joke.category_1_x_joke_id": { "12": { "category_1_x_joke.id": 12, "category_1.id": 3, "category_1.ts": "2018-04-11 17:23:01", "category_1.title": "Baby Jokes" } } }, "13": { "joke.id": 13, "joke.ts": "2018-04-11 17:06:10", "joke.title": "Two Irish Men", "joke.content": "Two Irish men walk out of a bar... ...hey it could happen!", "joke.category_1_x_joke_id": { "13": { "category_1_x_joke.id": 13, "category_1.id": 4, "category_1.ts": "2018-04-11 17:23:45", "category_1.title": "Bar & Drinking Jokes" } } }, "14": { "joke.id": 14, "joke.ts": "2018-04-11 17:06:10", "joke.title": "Family Matter", "joke.content": "A guy walks into a bar. He steps on an ant. Then his uncle comes in.", "joke.category_1_x_joke_id": { "14": { "category_1_x_joke.id": 14, "category_1.id": 4, "category_1.ts": "2018-04-11 17:23:45", "category_1.title": "Bar & Drinking Jokes" } } }, "15": { "joke.id": 15, "joke.ts": "2018-04-11 17:06:10", "joke.title": "Budweiser Beer", "joke.content": "Did you know drinking beer makes you smarter? I know it does because it made Bud Wiser!", "joke.category_1_x_joke_id": { "15": { "category_1_x_joke.id": 15, "category_1.id": 4, "category_1.ts": "2018-04-11 17:23:45", "category_1.title": "Bar & Drinking Jokes" } } }, "16": { "joke.id": 16, "joke.ts": "2018-04-11 17:06:10", "joke.title": "Need To See ID", "joke.content": "An old guy walks into a bar and the bartender asks for ID. \"You've got to be kidding,\" he said. \"I'm almost 60 years old!\" The bartender apologized, but said he had to see the license. The guy showed his ID, then paid and told the bartender to keep the change. \"The tip's for carding me,\" he said. The bartender put the change in the tip cup. \"Thanks,\" he said. \"Works every time.\"", "joke.category_1_x_joke_id": { "16": { "category_1_x_joke.id": 16, "category_1.id": 4, "category_1.ts": "2018-04-11 17:23:45", "category_1.title": "Bar & Drinking Jokes" } } }, "17": { "joke.id": 17, "joke.ts": "2018-04-11 17:06:15", "joke.title": "Fire Truck", "joke.content": "When a small village decided to buy a new fire truck, the town council met to decide what to do with the old one. Randall, an older man, stood up. \"Ah think we should keep the old truck,\" he said. \"We can use it for all them false alarms!\"", "joke.category_1_x_joke_id": { "17": { "category_1_x_joke.id": 17, "category_1.id": 5, "category_1.ts": "2018-04-11 17:24:30", "category_1.title": "Business Jokes" } } }, "18": { "joke.id": 18, "joke.ts": "2018-04-11 17:06:15", "joke.title": "Rumored Merger", "joke.content": "A great number of years ago there was a proposed merger between Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers. Rumor had it that the new company would be called . . . Fairwell Honeychild!", "joke.category_1_x_joke_id": { "18": { "category_1_x_joke.id": 18, "category_1.id": 5, "category_1.ts": "2018-04-11 17:24:30", "category_1.title": "Business Jokes" } } }, "19": { "joke.id": 19, "joke.ts": "2018-04-11 17:06:15", "joke.title": "The Best Price", "joke.content": "Who sells a product cheaper... a manufacturer or a distributor? The correct answer is: the storehouse security guard!", "joke.category_1_x_joke_id": { "19": { "category_1_x_joke.id": 19, "category_1.id": 5, "category_1.ts": "2018-04-11 17:24:30", "category_1.title": "Business Jokes" } } }, "20": { "joke.id": 20, "joke.ts": "2018-04-11 17:06:15", "joke.title": "Honesty, the Greatest Weakness", "joke.content": "At a job interview: “Mrs. Lober, what do you consider your greatest weakness?” “Honesty.” “Really? I don’t believe that is a weakness at all.” “And I don’t really care about your stupid opinion.”", "joke.category_1_x_joke_id": { "20": { "category_1_x_joke.id": 20, "category_1.id": 5, "category_1.ts": "2018-04-11 17:24:30", "category_1.title": "Business Jokes" } } } } } }